ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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