i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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