question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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