i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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