Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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