I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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