ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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