Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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