We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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