Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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