But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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