I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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