So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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