ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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