we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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