Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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