i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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