This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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