This girl is more easily done than said...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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