Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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