I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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