Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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