after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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