I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i drank out of a bidet.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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