he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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