Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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