i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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