Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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