508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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