K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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