I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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