Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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