so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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