So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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