Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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