idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
