he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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