Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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