ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
