what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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