I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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