I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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