It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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