i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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