Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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