No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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