Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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