Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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