3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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