"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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