Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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