Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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