Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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