Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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