how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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