My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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