do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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